Tuesday, October 7, 2008

DD 10/7/08 THEY'RE MOVING FATHER'S GRAVE TO BUILD A SEWER

Here's an old favorite British drinking song. For some reason, it kept unning through my head during the Obama Mc Cain debate tonight.

They're moving father's grave to build a sewer
They're moving it regardless of expense.
They're moving his remains to lay down nine-inchdrains
To irrigate some rich bloke's residence.

Now what's the use of having a religion?
If when you're dead you cannot get some peace
'Cause some high society twit wants a pipeline for his shit
They won't let poor old Daddy rest in peace...

Now father in his life was not a quitter
And I'm sure that he'll not be a quitter now.
And in his winding sheet, he will haunt that shit-house seat
And only let them go when he'll allow.

Now won't there be some bleedin' constipation,
And won't those city toffs begin to rave!
But it's no more than they deserve, 'cause they hadthe bleedin' nerve
To muck about a British workman's grave.

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